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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Don't believe in Atheists.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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