why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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