A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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this website is a bad joke

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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