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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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