what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Women's rights.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A pope meets another one

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Anti Joke

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