- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

knock knock who's there ?

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Your're racist.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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