- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Eric is gay Ha

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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