What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man did not like this site

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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