"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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