Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Eric is gay Ha

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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