- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why are white people white? I don't know

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A black man walks out of a police station

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