"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Women's rights.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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