How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops