- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

knock knock who's there? hope

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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