- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a vagina

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

woman's rights

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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