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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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