- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

why did the blue berry cross the road

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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