- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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