What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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