Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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