What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

woman's rights

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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