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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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