What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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A jew enters a mall.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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