- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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