'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

I just threw up..In my pants.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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