- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Jebron Lames.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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