Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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