- Anti Joke

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.