- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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