How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Fat? Jesse Z

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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