- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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