- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Worms don't like apples.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

You're welcome. On to the next house.

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