Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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