- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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