BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jovan

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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