You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How do you end a sentence

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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