- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

white or wheat? wheat please.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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