- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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