- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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