- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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