What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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