- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??