Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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