what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Equal rights!

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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