- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Atheism

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

hello anomonous

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

PENIS lol

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

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