Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Albino African Americans

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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