- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

You bumder!

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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