Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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