Obama = ebola

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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12 in general

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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