A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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