- Anti Joke

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

I C U P White stuff

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.