- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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