What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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womens rights.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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