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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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