- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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