- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

SHUT UP JP

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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