Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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i found waldo.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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