- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Fat? Jesse Z

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Women.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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