- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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