- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

black chicken. kfc

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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