Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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