Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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