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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

George W. Bush

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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