- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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