Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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George W. Bush

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Women's rights.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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