A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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