Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Women's Soccer.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Good job, son.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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