- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

this website is a bad joke

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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