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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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