- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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