- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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