- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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