- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

I am a mime

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

hi mom

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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