- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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