Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Male leadership.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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