Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Wait! hundred billions!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Communism hehe xd

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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