- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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