- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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