Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What would u like to drink?

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Your Mom The End.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Jeff

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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