steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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