It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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