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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

knock knock who's there ?

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Your're racist.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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