- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

H o m o comes out as homo

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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