Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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