What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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