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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

What's white and black? Color blind.

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