- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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