Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Anti Joke

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