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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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