Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Penis

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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