RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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