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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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