- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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