What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Your adopted

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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