- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

This is not a joke.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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breasts

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Potassium? K.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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