- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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