Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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