Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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american idol

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Anti Joke

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