- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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