Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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like most people my age. im 27

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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