why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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all your base are belong to mark

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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