I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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I have a really funny joke.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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