Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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