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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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