- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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