what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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1+2 = 6

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The cream, it is coming

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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