why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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