What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Tunechi

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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