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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

it was all Tagart

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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