What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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