- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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