- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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