Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Lololol

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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