- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Ehh

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's the difference between a duck?

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

knock knock who's there? faith

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