- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Male leadership.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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