roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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