What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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