- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A bar walks into a man

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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