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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Who invented apple? God

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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