- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Your mother is so fat.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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