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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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