- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

David Cameron

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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