- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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