- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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