- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A pope meets another one

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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